About

If you are reading this then you have probably already discovered that you have been taken in by an elaborate hoax.  Sadly, this website has no information on how to procure free candy.  If you are still craving candy right now, you are just going to have to run to the nearest convenience store and fork over your hard-earned dollar for some delicious candy.  This website is a “web log,” or as the kids are calling it, an “eblo”.  It is devoted to making you laugh, and contains exclusive stories and thoughts found nowhere else on the web or in print.  The website is also fully organic, free-range, locally sourced and carbon neutral.  It contains no artificial hormones and is fed a strictly vegetarian diet.

So, now that you’ve learned that there is no free candy coming your way, instead of running out to stuff your pie-hole with the sweet stuff, why don’t you stay awhile and have a look around?  The convenience store is so far away and requires you to put on pants.  This website has a “come as you are” ethos, as pants are no longer required ever since we dropped our ill-advised “black-tie” dress code.  Also, unlike candy, my website will not give you Type II diabetes (as far as I know — full disclaimer:  I’m not a doctor).

Thanks for stopping by.

— The Management